TTFYHO: Bag O’ Santas
OK, so I finally did it. I bought something so wacked out that it qualified for a Things That Freak Your Husband Out (TTFYHO) post. I don’t even know what I was thinking…
I found this bag of random vintage Santas in someone’s garage. I remember when I first started sale-ing that someone told me vintage X-MAS stuff was super collectible. I suppose this is probably true if you find such things ANYWHERE OTHER THAN SOMEONE’S FILTHY GARAGE.
I got the whole bag for $2 and figured at least one would be valuable. (I’m talking like $8 valuable.) I figured I could clean these guys off with a lint roller or whatever and they would be good as new.
Not true. They are gross. I threw them in the garbage, which is probably to the delight of Zach.
I did particularly like this guy though. He is obviously keeping a real secretive secret. Maybe he will share his little secret with all of his garbage friends. Or maybe he will be their SECRET SANTA. Ahahahahaha.
P.S. My what big hands you have.