In our new “Hard to Resist” (HTR) posts, we will feature some items that we could have bought, but ultimately did not buy.  Here’s the docket for today:

A bunch of empty pizza boxes.  Do you have some pizzas that need storing?  No?  We didn’t either.

This deluxe vibrator bears a striking resemblance to a Kitchen Aid mixer. It’s so deluxe you could probably use it to mix pizza dough to make pizzas to put in your empty pizza boxes. 

Last is this doll, which I can only assume is some sort of terrifying Halloween decoration.  He is dressed as a scary demon that visits you in your dreams.

-Erin

Update from Sarah: Erin says our posts are getting too sexy and then she goes and posts a picture of a vibrator. What up with that? Anyway, I also took a picture of that vibrator before I realized that Erin already had. 

I’m not sure what’s worse–the fact that it says it provides a “soothing massage for the entire family” or that the woman pictured is massaging HER FACE.