Last night, I dreamt a fabulous dream. When I woke up, I felt great. That’s because I didn’t realize it was a dream right away. Anyway, I dreamt that one of the things my dad gave me to sell was a vintage Sesame Street figurine of some rare, not very well known characters. I put it on eBay and I looked at the listing the day before it was supposed to end. It was at $10,000!!! I sort of freaked out at first because I worried that whatever I had was not actually what these people thought I had. But then after some further research, I realized that I DID actually have a real version of this highly desirable item. I was filled with glee when I realized that because my dad and I have the arrangement we do (he splits the profits with me), I was going to make FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS. I woke up before the listing ended, but this dream has taught me a few things: a) I am insane, b) I am greedy, c) I need to find this figurine.

-Sarah