I spotted a secret sale the other day while driving and decided to stop.  It was pretty unremarkable, and I didn’t buy anything at it.  At one point though, I spotted a tiny attic closet that no one seemed to be looking in, and I immediately thought, “I bet that’s where all the treasures are!”  

You can just barely see the opening of the secret attic door in the top left of this photo. It was one of those little midget Alice in Wonderland doors.  (The kind that Alice couldn’t fit her fatty self into after eating all the little cakes.)

I climbed into the closet and started to rummage.  There were a bunch of sealed boxes, which I assumed could only contain solid gold bars and Princess Diana beanie babies.  

EVERY box and bag in this closet was filled with SHELLS.  Little shells.  Like thousands of shells.  And not special shells.  Just those normal plain looking shells.

Look at those shells peekin out.  I then found this:

Dictionary of shells?  Is dictionary the right word here?  I sure as shell don’t know.  And I sure as shell don’t care.

-Erin