Hard to Resist: Rabid Bunnies and Sneaky Children
It’s time to share some more estate sale items we had a REALLY hard time not buying.
Why on Earth would you want a fake life-sized child that just creepily hangs out and pretends to play Hide-N-Seek? I’ve seen enough The Good Son to know how terrifying kids playing Hide-N-Seek are. Also, when I wake up at night, I have a hard enough time not scaring myself by imagining a demonic child is going to pop up on the side of my bed. Imagine this thing in the dark. IT’S THE END OF BLAIR WITCH PEOPLE.
“Hey Bill, we are going to put you on a shirt. Yeah, we are using that photo of you staring into space with your mouth wide open.”
This wizard Santa was in a horrible car accident and is still recovering. Prayers please.
Who am I kidding? I would totally read this book:
They were sold out of the friendly rabbits. They were also sold out of the rabbits not holding suspicious items between their legs.
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-Erin
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