I know, it’s a mouthful. 

Last Monday, while I was at the secret auction with my parents, I spotted this gem and literally LOLed. I considered buying it because it would be an excellent white elephant gift around christmastime. 

Who cares that she’s missing a finger? She’s a sexy beast. Speaking of sexy beasts, check out her gross buddies: 

Here’s a closer look at the she-devil. Dolly Parton up in there! 

‘nuf said. 

-Sarah