A few weeks ago at our revisit to the DJ sale, Erin and I spotted two items that were really hard to not purchase. 

First, this award-winning best-seller: 

I think it won a Pulitzer Prize.

And a wind-up micro-penis: 

It hops. I’m not sure there’s much else to say. 

-Sarah

Update from Erin: And how could we not include this other highly-acclaimed read:

Or this totally-hilarious-and-not-horrifying-at-all-pin:

Wear that to your next family gathering.  You’ll get a whole bucket of laughs, you sly fox you.