The Purge: Episode Three
Well, it’s been three weeks since I last updated in general about the eBay World Purge that’s going on over here.
Not a lot to report, though I am slowly but surely continuing to purge, moving my belongings out, along with a bunch of donations and garbage. There’s still a ton to sell, and I’m being REALLY optimistic because I’ve only got about 4 weeks left away from work.
Here’s the state of the room this week:


(bag on chair is garbage)

Lots of floor space now…

Little Betsy even comes in and keeps me company while I work. Now that the dog bed I’ve had in here for her for a year is unearthed, she knows she’s welcome.
Today’s project is to list some of the Real Photo Post Cards (RPPC) that I have that I think might we worth something. Who knows anything about these?


Some seem to go for quite a bit, so we’ll see what happens.
In the meantime, if anyone’s a big Warhol fan, I’m selling my three Best in Children’s Books that have Warhol-illustrated stories in them. You can find them on eBay now (willing to take any reasonable offer!) and here are some of the illustrations:



I’ve got a lot more to update about, but that’s it for today!
-Sarah
You Almost Hit Us
I’ll just tell you now…I get into a fight at the end of this entry. So stay tuned for that.
To begin though, Sarah and I visited a sale on Friday that looked GREAT. It was the home of a former skin diver and overall adventure man. There was a ton of ephemera and photographs so of course our girl Sarah was practically drooling looking at the photos of the sale online.
We had to bring the baby meatball with us to the sale, and he was nestled happily in a Moby wrap, which I highly recommend to all moms. Little man is pretty much pissed off in all other carrier options.


I know what you are thinking…yes, I have the cutest baby. Yes, it is as though he fell from a heaven cloud and is now an angel living on Earth amongst all of us lesser creatures.
Anyway, the sale, like mentioned was pretty paper heavy.





The photos at the sale did not disappoint:



All of the photos were interesting and fun! I didn’t buy any because I am not exactly sure what to do with other people’s photos, but I know Sarah snatched some up.
The basement of the sale was straight up Bear Grylls’ house.

I ended up buying only one thing–a set of Gurley pilgrim candles. They were $2 each and totally worth it.


They were in great shape!
Ok, so after we left this sale, we visited another nearby. We got out of our car and were about to cross the street when a crazy man in an SUV came flying 40mph IN REVERSE towards us. If Sarah would have taken one more step forward, she would have been toast. I even reached out to pull her backwards.
I was furious. I was carrying Everett and all of us could have been hit. After flying past us and throwing his car in park, the man literally jumped out of his vehicle and started racing towards the front door of the sale. You would’ve thought this was McDonald’s in 1997 and they were giving away Teeny Beanie Babies. This guy was a maniac.
I WAS SO FURIOUS. I felt hot all over. So I marched up to him and said, “I REALLY HOPE THERE IS SOMETHING IN THERE FOR YOU WORTH ALMOST KILLING US OVER." He said really snottily, "I saw you. I didn’t almost hit you.”
YEAH RIGHT BOZO. I continued yelling at him and called him a “crazy man." I then told the people running the sale (we know them) not to give the guy any deals.
Should we have been killed though, we wouldn’t have missed much at the sale. Except for this:

In case you can’t tell, that is painted on the wall.
-Erin
Update from Sarah: Man o man, Erin was sort of a crazy person at that second sale. But honestly, I couldn’t believe what a giant d*ck the guy was. He really was driving like a maniac (reminder–IN REVERSE at about, if we’re being honest, 30 mph in a residential area), and he did almost hit me.
So Erin is right–I was so pumped about this sale! I even considered going and getting there early/standing in line. But I was too lazy.
If you look at that picture of me sorting through stuff with the diving gear hanging from the ceiling, you’ll notice a person standing on the left side of the picture. This guy was the worst. As soon as I got into the basement, I saw a big box of more photographs and started sifting through them. This guy had already been down there and had his chance to look first. Instead, he proceeded to just stand super close to me and stare while I sorted through the pictures. Note to you readers: If you frequent estate sales or other places where there are small things to sort through, DON’T DO THIS TO OTHER SHOPPERS. It is so annoying. I never hesitate to say things to people so I looked at him and said, "AM I IN YOUR WAY?” He said, “No, I’m just looking while you look.” UGH.
Anyway, I found very cool things at this sale. I am going to save a lot of the pictures for another post but here’s one of my faves:

Something sexy is going down there. There are THREE sets of shoes, y'all!
I also found very cool greeting cards.


And I also found some cool vintage baby animal prints.

Oh wait there’s one more picture I want to show you guys. It’s an old shot of Erin on a Thanksgiving of yesteryear.

I found these cool old children’s picture discs.


Finally, here’s a great looking log cabin quilt that I purchased. When the lady was ringing me up, she did the worst thing a seller can ever do. She said, “Oh wow. You’re getting a great deal on that. I usually price those at $80.” It was priced $40. I said, “Cool. If it was $80, I wouldn’t be buying it.” SO ANNOYING!

Erin might have the cutest baby but I clearly have the cutest dog.
I found this valentine a month or two ago and forgot about it until last night. This morning I made Adam pose with Betsy, because clearly that valentine is a perfect representation of them.
-Sarah
Grass Lake Adventures: Part Two
Oh my gosh. I know it will be hard to top Everett’s debut on the blog, but we have to keep things rolling here. Right?…
OK, FINE… I’ll show you ONE more picture of him…

Squeeeeeee!!!!!
Ok, back to our adventures in Grass Lake a few weeks ago. So, after Sarah and I left The Copper Nail, we decided to drive to nearby Chelsea and hit up the Chelsea Antique and Collectibles Mall. I tend to forget that antique malls are places where I might find cute things, so I was glad to have the opportunity. There were actually a lot of cool things at this place, one of which I already blogged about–my adorable pose dolls! Here are some other cool booths & things:




Below you’ll see a little Cairn Terrier figurine that Sarah spotted. She has a Cairn Terrier so she was interested in this little guy but he was priced outrageously. I just looked online and it seems these are fairly abundant on eBay, so Sarah–go get one!


Even though this sign includes improper punctuation, I loved it. There were a stack of these small signs for sale but again, they were priced $15 or $20 each, which just seemed to steep for a piece of paper.

I LOVED this baby quilt but it was also priced a little high and even though I’ve bought things for my non-existent baby in the past, I couldn’t really bring myself to do it here, but now I sort of regret it.

I really wanted this book but figured I could find it cheaper online. I think it was marked $12. Turns out I was wrong about this one! The cheapest one on Amazon used is $23. Whomp whomp.

If you look close at the prices, you can see this is a baller collection of mason jars. I was just taking note the other day of the fact that hipsters enjoy drinking things out of mason jars, so maybe this is where you go to get a jar that is different from other hipsters’ jars.
Sarah was interested in learning more about old things and what draws me to specific items. I gave her a perfect example of something that is tempting to buy (cute, cheap, different)…

….but that I need to start training myself not to purchase. In this case I did ultimately decided that I did not need to purchase a miniature figurine of a beagle wearing a dress, playing a harp. You’re welcome, Adam.
There were lots of funny things to see here, but I’ll save that for a rainy day. But before I go, you want to know what I came away with, right?!


I couldn’t resist this mug–since I love hounds and love coffee. The sexist rating scale on the side sealed the deal.

I got this little piglet for my miniature shelves. He’s cute and weird.
I also got another vintage baby blanket but I forgot to take a picture of it.
Oh I forgot to mention the best part about this place–it’s connected to a bowling alley!

Fun here for SURE!
-Sarah
Porcelain Heaven
When I saw the listing for a “Collector’s Dream” sale, I had a good feeling in my gut that I might score some treasures. The photos in the listing showed lots and lots of porcelain, and it looked high end. I had my fingers crossed that there would be Herend-aplenty and that it would all be priced to move.
When we got to the sale, the Lord himself might as well have opened the doors for us, because I was like 99% sure we were in heaven.


The majority of the sale was porcelain, but they also had Limoges boxes, nutcrackers, vintage Christmas and Easter decorations, collectible pottery, and more.


There was also some random stuff, like this giant box of snow owls.

Anyway, I first zeroed in on this white Herend rabbit. I normally only collect Herend fishnet pattern pieces, but I have always wanted this white rabbit. He is seriously so adorable.

They had him priced $45, which is about what he sells for on ebay. I, of course, wanted a deal though. While looking at him, a woman came up and asked if she could help me. I told her that I am a Herend collector and love this rabbit, but would only be interested in him for $30. She said that was fine. I was thrilled. Here he is now next to one of my other Herend rabbits:

The lady helping me mentioned that there were some other Herend pieces floating around, which I had missed on my first pass through the place. She pointed out a small Herend trinket box and larger serving dish. Both were in the Rothschild pattern, which again, I don’t collect.


What I do know about the Rothschild pattern is that a lot of other people collect it. I checked ebay and saw that both of these pieces should be an easy sell. However, the serving dish was marked $110. I decided to push my luck again and ask the woman for a deal. I told her that I was interested in the dish but could only offer her $50. She said yes! I was thrilled again. As for the trinket box, I paid the full sticker price of $20 because I didn’t want to haggle with this poor woman again.
Both pieces are up on ebay, so we will see how they do!
I also bought some paper mache Easter eggs, which I’ve already packed away in our Easter decorations box. Here is a photo I pulled offline though. They are really similar.

I got 6 of them for $10.
I’ll let Sarah tell you all about her huge scores at this sale. She had quite the motherload. Before that though, I’ll mention that we did hit one more sale this day. It was awful. You can probably tell by the decor:



Sorry Betty Boop collectors, I will never understand you.
Oh, also! It was Sarah’s birthday, so we got manicures.

Sarah is way older than me so I sometimes forget her exact age. I think she just turned 44, but I am not sure. Also, I made her this cake:

She really likes beagles.
-Erin
Update from Sarah: I told Erin she couldn’t post the original version of that picture of me at the nail salon and her photoshopping made me laugh until I cried. Amazing.
I already posted about my favorite find from the porcelain sale–the frog crossing sign. I also found a bunch of items to resell–the coolest and possibly most profitable of which are all of these Fisher Price Little People things.

They had these things marked incredibly reasonably. I bought a farm, village, house, merry-go-round, and school bus, all for about $40. I grew up playing with Little People and now they don’t make the little ones anymore (I guess too many homies choked on them?) but Adam and I might keep the house for our future children. This won’t be the first time I’ll have kept something for my non-existent children.
I also found this Italian made Pinocchio to resell,

and an adorable Pewabic tile. Mine looks just like that one but it’s blue.
I also bought this little car from a huge mess of Department 56 Snow Village stuff.

We had snow village stuff when I was growing up and this little car was my favorite piece. It was only $2.
Here is one really cool thing at that sale that I didn’t buy.

I didn’t buy it because it was $1200. It’s by C. Jere, who is a famous mid century sculptor, I think. Check out this amazing sculpture by him of the Golden Gate Bridge.

Wowee Zowee.
The second sale we went to was the absolute worst. Everything was overpriced and stunk like cigarettes. For the first time in my life of estate saleing, I had to THROW AWAY something I bought when I got home.

I bought this baggie of dolls because there were some Playmobil guys in there. When I opened the bag, all of the dolls smelled so bad. They are PLASTIC and smelled like smoke. WTF?! I should have known, though. Here’s what the rest of the sale looked like:

I don’t know if you can make out that sticker well enough, but that is a $3 sign that says Help Retarded Children.
P.S. I turned THIRTY FIVE, not 44.
No Purses
Two Fridays ago, Sarah and I hit a couple sales that looked packed. And even more exciting, packed with good-looking treasures! The first one was obviously the estate of former antique dealers/hoarders.




When we walked in, the person at the front door said we had to give up our purses, and stash them in a big ol’ purse pile behind the cash-out area. This always bugs me. It is true that people steal from estate sales (remember “THAT GUY”), but I know I’m not going to, so I instantly feel offended. It’s like, “We must steal your purse from you, with all of your monies and car keys and lip balm before you are able to steal from us.” Oy.
And in the end, I wish this sale actually turned out to have more worth stealing. The photos online had looked so good, but things seemed picked over or too pricey.



If you aren’t familiar with that new rap song on the radio that says, “I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGGATI,” then that’s ok because it sucks. In other news, this is what a Buggati looks like. Seems practical. Also, $6,000 seems cheap. Is that cheap?
I did find this hilarious magazine that explains 10 ways to make your wife “more useful”:


Seriously, so rude. Someone give me a magazine article that teaches husbands to find ANYTHING in the house without having to ask where it is first. AMIRITE LADIES?
I did buy a couple things. First was this adorable stocking that reminded me of those stalker snowmen I keep seeing at every sale. It will be the baby’s stocking this Christmas.

I bought this old cap gun to resell. It was only $8 and other ones sold for good money on ebay. Mine isn’t in as good of shape, but worth the risk.

At the next sale, there were a lot of knick-knacks and typical household goods. Here is Sarah and her monster broken-toe boot looking at stuff:



I was striking out pretty bad here, until I went in the basement and saw this:

The top part of this chalkboard turns, and there are tons of cool vintage graphics to choose from. At $25, this was a total steal. I snagged it for the baby nursery. Here it is now, after I stenciled on future baby’s name:

The cowboys and Indians scene at the top was my favorite, and perfect for a little boy’s room.
Sarah found some slides at this sale, and due to her recent success with slides, she decided to plop down and check them all out. It was mega hot in this house, but somehow she convinced me to help her. It was torture. All of the slides were of plants and buildings, but Sarah was convinced there were good ones in there.

I stopped helping after probably 30 seconds. Sarah endured another 10 minutes or so and then decided not to buy any of these. Whomp whomp. I’ll let her tell you about all of her other finds this day.
-Erin
Update from Sarah: Erin failed to mention so many important details from this first sale. First, the person who told us we had to give our purses away was no more than 13 years old and they had her manning the door. I’m cool with that, I’m just saying–it’s weird to take orders from a little kid. Second, this sale had three different areas with entrances, and when you were in each place, they made it sound like the next was going to be SO much better. As it turned out, the next was always worse.
I did find some treasures, though–mainly of the paper variety. But before we get to those, check out this awesome pixie Erin snagged for me at the last minute!

She’s not in fabulous shape, but she was only $3, and the more important part of this find was that it led me to discover that there are TONS of these figurines with hair but not all of them are on the phone! Instead, many of them are “pixies” and can be found by searching that way. Totally rad, and I just spent the last hour buying more on the Internet instead of writing this very blog entry. I just made a boatload of cash on eBay, so I can afford more cuties like this.
I also found some very cute mini dogs. My favorite is this one, who really DOES look like my dog, Betsy. It’s head comes off the top so it wobbles. so stinkin’ cool!


One question: Have you ever seen a cuter dog?
Ok on to the paper… there was a ton of it, but they were pricing it all individually, which was sad. I’ve gotten some really good deals buying mass quantities of paper from the people running this sale in the past, so that was a bummer. In the end, I bought a few photographs, some vintage greeting cards, and a couple of postcards.




I had to buy this old illustration. Rock of Ages was (still IS) a record store near where I grew up. True story: I bought a purple Jellyfish t-shirt there when I was 16 and then gave it to Zach when I met him because he was a megafan just like my own husband. Man, where is that thing now?

I had to buy this postcard because IT MAKES NO SENSE.
Ok, so the worst thing about this sale was that no matter where you were at any given time, 4 other people wanted to be in that EXACT PLACE. I was standing near the check out area where they keep more valuable stuff, and there was a box of postcards that I was sorting through. As I am sorting through them, I sh*t you not, this lady comes up behind me and grabs HALF of them, and moves to the side and starts looking through them. I was so stunned that I didn’t say anything but Erin looked like she was going to lose it. Are you kidding me, lady?!
The only thing worth mentioning about the other areas of the sale is that Erin and I bonded over this:

I thought it was bad enough that I was told by a therapist when I was in my early 20s, after confessing my extreme fear of house fires, to purchase one of these. But Erin actually had one under her bed as a child for the same reason, and her dad used to help her take it out and practice using it. People, this is why we’re friends.
It’s true that at the second sale, I left without any slides, but don’t you worry–I’ve already made up for it. Stay tuned!
Livingston Antique Outlet
Last week was 4th of July and, with our extra days off, Zach and I decided to take a day trip up to the Livingston Antique Outlet. I had actually never heard of this antique mall, but the Google reviews gave me lots of hope.

We got there early in the day so we had plenty of time to leisurely stroll through this place. It was pretty huge.



The first thing I noticed was that the prices were really fair. This is always surprising for an antique mall, but made me very, very happy.
The second thing I noticed was this dog sculpture that looks just like one of Sarah’s dogs:

Amazing, right?
I also noticed many, many cute things. I wanted this Mobo pedal horse so badly for the baby nursery. I thought it would look so baller sitting in a corner. Sure, it’s a serious tetanus hazard, but still worth it. The price on this was too high though ($185). Turns out that they sell for WAY cheaper on ebay, even with shipping. And you can find restored ones on ebay too.

And check out this German folk art sleigh. I’ve never seen anything like it! So beautiful, even with that lady’s boobie hanging out.

I literally just texted Sarah to ask her if I could even say “boobie” on here. So if you are offended, my apologies, and also, blame Sarah.



I saw two of these Tammany mechanical banks. One was priced $495 and the other was $299. They are really adorable and I assume highly collectible. The price though made me wish they made reproductions so I could enjoy this without breaking the bank.

That little dude is like my soul sister now that I’m pregnant. I pretty much enjoy sitting in a chair all day. And I exclusively wear fancy suits now. Just kidding, I wear pajamas all day.
Look at this buddy:

Give me all of these egg cups. I don’t eat hardboiled eggs, but still, give me all of them.

These mugs accurately represent my face pretty much anytime Sarah buys something at a sale with stains all over it, or made out of glass window blocks:

Ok ok, so what did we buy? A few things! Zach found these great paintings first. They seem kind of newish, so for all I know, they are from Pier One. We still love them. They are painted on wood and were only $10 each.

Zach also found a lead figure of a mailman. Very cute. $9.

His face is so contemplative.
I found this old tin wind-up toy of Peter Cottontail. I got it to put on a shelf in the baby’s room. $15.

Also, is there a difference between Peter Rabbit and Peter Cottontail? I just realized I have no clue.
-Erin
Update from Sarah: Wow. So many burns and I wasn’t even invited to come along.
And let’s be frank. That mailman is making that face because he just tried to deliver mail to Erin’s house but George scared him away. (Which actually happened in real life–not just in the world of lead soldiers.)
Oh also, yes there is a difference between the two rabbits. Peter Rabbit is Beatrix Potter’s rabbit:

And Peter Cottontail is Thornton Burgess’ rabbit.

But Thornton Burgess’ rabbit was also named Peter Rabbit before he decided that he needed a more exciting name. TRUE STORY.
“Apparently it’s party time.”
For once we were able to get started early on a Friday. I arrived at Erin’s at 10:45 and we departed shortly after. The first sale on our list was located really close to Erin’s house. As soon as we walked in, we recognized the woman running the sale as the same one we met at the beauty salon sale. We thought this was a good sign, but as it turns out, it wasn’t. I’ll get to that in a minute.
So, this house seemed to have some treasures in it if you dug enough. Erin certainly found some that I’m sure she’ll write about in her update. I found a couple of cool things, but nothing crazy. There was a HUGE collection of Playboys, but they had them all grouped together and were trying to sell them as a lot for $175!!! WTF? They were all newer, too. No vintage as far as I could tell at all.
When we got to the basement, there were lots of other magazines, and when I started sorting through some of them, I discovered that there was actually another whole stack of Playboys hidden amongst some Golf Magazines. The stack of Playboys I found went up through August of last year, so dude was still gettin’ his porn on until late in life. I couldn’t exactly figure out this man’s steeze but he seemed to like golf, naked ladies, and western wear. Here’s one of the best things I found:

That is a label inside one of his cowboy hats.
While we were in the basement, I also spied some sealed alcohol. Most of it was champagne, but they also had some old beer. At this point, Erin already had a load of stuff in her arms, and was desperately searching for a box. I emptied one for her; it was sort of large but not deep. She said that was fine, and started loading it up with stuff, including four bottles of the alcohol. A disaster waiting to happen, I know.
Anyway, I had two breakable items in my hands and then found the stack of Playboys, so I wasn’t much better off. Erin definitely had it worse, though, because in addition to the box of heavy stuff, she had a fold-up chair hanging from her arm, and then two golf clubs in her hands.
So here is where it gets really great. We are waiting in line with all our crap, and there’s one guy in front of us. While that guy is waiting to finish checking out with a credit card, the woman whom Erin “loved” from the beauty salon sale (who is the only person at the table) gets a call on her cell phone and proceeds to talk to this person casually for literally 5 minutes. Important to note: there are probably five people behind Erin and I. The guy shuffles from foot to foot, trying to figure out if he’s done or needs to stay. About two minutes into the conversation, she makes a gesture so he knows he can leave. But that leaves the rest of us standing there, waiting. A woman a few people behind me tells her husband to go find the other woman working the sale, who basically ends up being useless.
Erin looks at me desperately, because there’s nowhere for her to put her giant box of stuff, and it’s getting too heavy for her. I can’t help much because my arms are also full. The woman just keeps going on and on with her friend on the phone, making plans to meet up “any day but Thursday,” and blah blah blah. It was seriously insane. Finally, she gets off the phone, looks at Erin and says, “WHAT’S UP.” I’ll let Erin debrief you on the exchange, but needless to say, it was also insane.
Here is a picture of the best treasure I found at this sale. A porcelain beagle made in Japan. Y'all know I can’t resist my beagle statues.

We finally made our way out of the house and on to the next sale which was only a few miles from that one. They had a bunch of old children’s toys and puzzles, but they weren’t in great shape and they were sort of marked up. I did, however, find something that was NOT marked up, which hopefully will be fruitful. An original Margaret Wise Brown. Damn, Dawg!

I’ve got it up on eBay now, thanks to a friend who helped me identify it as a first edition. If you know of a collector, send them my way!
I also found Papa Bear.

He’s in good shape and will fit right in on my shelf of stuffed children’s book characters at work.
On our way to the next sale, we saw an estate sale sign that was not on our list, nor was it online. SECRET SALE! It was weird but ended up being fruitful, as I found these absolutely adorable vintage buddies:

They were in a big ziplock baggie that had a sticker on it that said “VINTAGE KURT ADLER SCROOGE SET”… I couldn’t tell a lot about what Kurt Adler ornaments were at first glance, but after doing some research when I got home, it seems like it’s a company that’s been around for a while, and also like it’s a brand that people collect. Anyway, the set already has some watchers, so I’m hoping for a good outcome. They’re so cute! I honestly don’t really want to sell them but they’re pretty big and we already have too many ornaments (you’re welcome, Adam).
At this point we were really hungry, and the final sale of the day was really close to Pastries by Ellen again, so I cheered as Erin agreed that we could eat there. We fueled up on delicious food and treats and headed out to the final sale. Now, this sale was run by the kids who seem like they’re squatting in the houses where they have sales. But Erin wanted to go because it was supposedly the home of a collector who had multiple antique booths. Anyway, the house was about as horrific inside as the previous sale they ran that we wrote about, and the items were equally overpriced. Here’s an example, but Erin has more:

This is a bad picture, but basically, that is a windowsill full of garbagey christmas ornaments priced from anywhere between $3 and $10 each.
I ended up finding a couple of cool things. First, this old wooden Vernor’s carrier:

If you don’t like Vernor’s, you’re crazy. If you don’t know what Vernor’s is, you’re not from Michigan.
I also found these two weird prints of EMU from… the ‘50s or '60s if I had to guess.


They are both by a person named Ralph Avery, and were both marked $5. I sort of felt obligated to buy them, but also liked the '50s looking people walking around campus.
Finally, Erin found some vintage LEGOs on a table. So of course, I had to call Adam. One set was marked $75 because it was sealed, but it actually seemed pretty cool–the red double-decker London bus.

I gathered all of my stuff and went outside to check out. Adam told me to ask the guy if he’d take $40 for it and it seemed unlikely to me, but I figured I’d ask. The guy said he’d take $50, so I just said, “Ok, what would you want for all of this stuff?” The Vernor’s box was marked $25, the two prints were marked $5 each, and the bus was marked $75. He said I could have it all for $70 and so I went ahead and got it all because that’s a $40 discount. SWEET!
To top things off, when we were about to leave, one of his employees went out to their scary looking “company” van and grabbed a Coors Light. The guy running the sale looked at me, rolled his eyes and said, “Apparently it’s party time. Fuckin’ A.”
Okay, then.
-Sarah
Update from Erin: So yeah, I almost passed out at that first sale. Here is what I had in my hands while the seller lady chatted away on the phone for 5 minutes: 2 CRAZY HEAVY cast iron skillets, 2 FULL bottles of champagne, 2 FULL collectible bottles of beer, an old metal wind chime, a wooden fold-out PGA chair, and 2 golf clubs.
I was sweating so bad trying to hold this stuff in line, and there was literally no where to set it down. My arms started shaking and I kept looking at Sarah in desperation, mouthing “It’s so heavy! It’s so heavy.” Like Sarah mentioned, the lady finally got off the phone and then asked me, “WHAT UP?”
I looked at her in disbelief and said, “Uh, I’d like to buy all of these things.” Of course, nothing was priced, and the seller started slowly glancing over my items. Things quickly devolved into total chaos as she quoted me $60 for just the skillets and alcohol. Um, no. She then said that the golf clubs were $20 EACH. Um, no.
We negotiated back and forth and it became clear that she was getting confused by what prices she had already quoted me. We settled on $20 for the skillets, German wind chime, and the PGA chair. Fair enough, especially since one of the skillets was Griswold. I left the alcohol and golf clubs behind. Here is the wind chime that I plan to put on my back deck:

Here is the staircase to the attic from the second sale:

Not dangerous at all.

Also not dangerous at all was the attic itself. The floorboards were super flimsy and I was sure we were going to plummet through the floor at any moment. At one point, I found an odd looking bundle wrapped in newspaper and tied shut with string. I started to open it and was chanting, “bag of money! bag of money!” I was so sure I was about to make it rain up in there.

The bundle ended up being a bunch of old baby gowns and clothes from the 1950s. All in great shape and super fancy. I am going to list them soon on ebay, but if they don’t sell, I will tuck them away for a future mini-Erin baby.
The last sale was a nightmare. The house had no heat and this day was a super windy 40 degrees, so we were walking around the sale shivering. I could tell that we were both getting cranky from the cold and the insane prices at this sale, because we didn’t try to whisper our commentary. At one point, I openly noted that Sarah would have to dip into her 401K early to buy some of the things for sale. For example, here are some drinking and wine glasses:

They are marked $15. They weren’t signed and they clearly aren’t solid gold, so I was pretty stumped on this one.
We moved through the sale pretty quickly, which was made easier by the giant holes in the walls that we stepped right through.

I ended up buying a heavy wool jacket from the United States Military Academy at West Point. I found it in a box of clothing that had a sign directly above saying, “All Clothing $2.” There was a lot of other jackets, sweaters, etc. but the only indication for pricing was that sign. I handed one guy the $2, but then another dude started insinuating that I should give them more money. Oh boy. The issue was dropped once the guys decided to go outside and drink beer instead. Anyway, here I am in the coat. I planned to sell it, but think it might make cute and super warm winter wear. We’ll see!

P.S. By the looks of this photo, I definitely wasn’t out until 2am the previous night at a martini bar. Wait, yes I was.
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This is a surprise post for Sarah. After our sales last week, I stayed at Sarah’s house and watched her dogs while she went to Canada for a Sloan concert. Here are her beagles eating some bones:


The cute one’s name is Betsy and I don’t remember what the second one’s name is. Anyway, while I was there, I decided to pretend I was at an estate sale. (Sarah’s house is decorated pretty much completely with estate sale finds.) Here are some photos of treasures that I would buy should this have been a real estate sale and not my friend’s empty house:

First up is this little hedgehog. He is made of some sort of real animal fur. He is also the cutest thing ever. I thought about stealing him, but I am generally a super good person and decided against it.

This is some sort of amazing old printing press thing. You arrange the letters on it, ink, and then print away. It is so cool looking. I am obviously really jealous of this piece.

This old box is just my style. Rustic and primitive, I can just picture this guy hanging out on my fireplace instead of Sarah’s.

Last up are these things I will call “roundies.” I’m not sure what they are or what they do, but they are round and they are cute. They appear to be Japanese. Whatever they are, I want them.
-Erin
Update from Sarah: I just found this in our post queue and it made me LOL. I would like to straighten out some factual inaccuracies, though.
First, Erin made us pay her $10/hr. to watch our dogs, which is still a good rate, but she made it sound like she was being charitable. Second, she loves pretending like she hates my 13-year-old beagle, Max just because he ate her Panera off our coffee table four years ago. Who is dumb enough to leave Panera out in front of a hungry beagle? Third, our home is NOT decorated of mostly estate sale finds, because Adam would never allow it. And also, some things would be sort of gross to have used. For example, someone’s old couch would be gross. You never know who bumped uglies on there.
Erin found some great things to “purchase” from my home–some of my favorites, actually, and Adam’s too (except for the hedgehog). The hedgehog was actually purchased at a Cash and Cari sale last summer (you were with me, Erin.) The printing press tray & blocks are something Adam found at my favorite sale. I think we found that wooden box there as well. The “roundies” are these wood carvings that Adam brought me back from Japan. So not old at all or from an estate sale, but still adorable.
In summary, good selections–I approve!