Your Are a C-Word.
Yo dawgs! Someone called me a c#nt tonight! Twice!

Aww… Buddy! You messed that sh*t up at the end!
This person is referring to the post I wrote today about the woman who asked me 1000 questions about some dolls I had for sale on eBay.
Erin texted me about this anonymous “question” before I saw it in my inbox.

So the icing on the cake is that I received ANOTHER annoying message about those stupid dolls earlier tonight!!

Raggedy Ann Police in the hizzy! I like how she acknowledges their cuteness in the middle of her tirade.
For the record, I actually wasn’t very nice in response to this eBay user because clearly she is a bully. So that C#nt-Caller probably should have saved his insult for now.
-Sarah
Update from Erin: Ebay has definitely weathered us. Our tolerance is low. We are beat down and broken.
That said, I am SO GLAD this person won’t be shopping from Sarah (and hopefully not from me either). They sound like the type of person who would buy a $5 item, say that it broke in transit, and then ask if we bought insurance on it. No, we didn’t buy insurance BECAUSE THE ITEM COST FIVE DOLLARS. Then you ask them for a photo of the broken piece so that you can confirm it is in fact broken (and then you refund their money), and they never send a pic because they are actually lying.
Of course, this is all contingent on them actually paying you for the item in the first place when they win the auction, which lots of people don’t.