Hard to Resist: Welcome to the Space Jam
Here are some more things we recently found “hard to resist.” Most of these items are from Taylor Town Trade Center, which you might remember for its cage fighting and Coco Joy massages.
First up is this elegant lady:
Doesn’t that look like the kind of thing you’d buy in elementary school at Santa’s Secret Workshop? Remember that? Once a year, your parents would give you like $20 and you’d buy everyone you know Christmas gifts at Santa’s Secret Workshop. Then you’d come home with garbage like this for your mom and she’d pretend to love it, but inside she is thinking, “No one loves me.”
Here is what you should have bought your cool ass mom. A Michael Jordan Space Jam doll:
[Editor’s Note: At first I typed “Will Smith Space Jam doll” and had to erase it. Was Will Smith in Space Jam? I feel like he was.]
This fancy bedazzled skull is $41.99 (necklace is an extra $14.99) and if you look close, you’ll see that that price is FIRM. No lowball offers here folks.
This is a totally not racist horse statue:
Seriously though, someone please stop appropriating important cultural symbols onto plastic items made in China. Like, please. Really stop. Go make this instead:
Or this:
Or even this:
OK, or even these bustier purses:
Very fancy!
-Erin