Grass Lake Adventures: Part One
Two Saturdays ago, I drove out to Grass Lake, where my friend Sarah lives, to check out some local resale and antique stores. She wanted to take me to one store in particular that’s located in (tiny) downtown Grass Lake, The Copper Nail. Before that, though, we had to stop at the Grass Lake Diner for breakfast. Look, all I’ll say is that I had the most amazing “toast” of my life. I don’t know how I didn’t take a picture, but I did find one online. Basically, they take banana bread or pumpkin bread and toast it so it’s nice and crunchy on the outside and cakey on the inside. Then they slather it in butter. So it looks like this:

My mouth is watering just remembering it.
When we finished breakfast, we went across the street to the Copper Nail and started digging. The store is community/volunteer-run and gives all of its proceeds to local nonprofits. Very cool. The store is a mix of vintage and new items, and the first thing I saw when entering was a rack of Halloween costumes. Nothing really struck my fancy, but I was a bit horrified by this:

… and then fortunately while recovering from that visual, I noticed a marionette hanging from a shelf.


There were TONS of books at this store, which, as I’m sure you’re not surprised to hear, made me incredibly happy. I found some with pretty chuckle-worthy titles.


They can? I guess they can.
One nice touch about The Copper Nail is that they offer their guests cookies. Sarah said they’re normally homemade cookies, so she was disappointed by the selection that day, but free cookies are always good no matter their origin, if you ask me.

Check out that moose butt. I just noticed it.
I was hopeful that I would find some old paper goods, and got really excited when I spotted this Santa box, which I recognized right away as being a card or stationary box.

While these Santas are super cute, all I found inside was a bunch of birthday cards with ducks on them. Whomp whomp.
In the end, I did find some cool treasures. Here’s a group shot.

A little bag of vintage cards, a Linus and Sally figurine, an adorable vintage Paddington for $1, a vintage pitcher, and a cool old copy of The Westing Game! I already have a copy of the other book, but I bought this one to stick in our neighborhood Free Little Library, which happens to be across the street from my house. Paddington will fit right in with the rest of the stuffed children’s book (and TV) characters I’ve got on one of my office shelves.

I also purchased this ultra cute ceramic Christmas guy.

He looks like he was made by someone at home with a kit–probably a lot like those Holland Mold heads I wrote about a few weeks ago. He was only $2. Adam was thrilled because we are super short on Christmas decorations. Right, Adam?
I also purchased these two chalkware lambs to resell.

Do you notice anything weird about one of the lambies?

So let me explain what happened. After I paid, the nice little old lady who rang me up started wrapping my breakables in newspaper. But she was balancing the paper bag she was putting all in on a wobbly chair behind the checkout desk. When she was loading the last few items in, the bag tumbled to the floor (with all breakables inside) and Sarah and I just looked at each other and made an “EEEK” face. The lady took out the chalkware sheep and looked up and said, “Well. What do you want to do?” as if *I* had, through psychic powers, willed the bag to fall to the ground. I told her I didn’t want the sheep for $10 since one of them was now legless. They ended up selling them both to me for $5.
Finally, check out this cute baby blanket with bunnies on it. I like buying cute, soft old blankets to put in the various pet beds around the house. Another habit that my husband loves.
As soon as I took this blanket out of the bag, Scout decided to kick back on it.

If he looks a little somber, that’s because this picture was taken a day before we discovered that scout had eaten a 13-inch piece of cellophane that was stuck in his stomach. What happens when your cat gets cellophane stuck in his stomach, you ask? Well, you pay $1600 and then your cat looks like this:

Now he gets to wear a more stylish, clown-like collar, and he seems to be doing a lot better.

I know it seems out of place for me to be writing about this pet fiasco on a blog about treasure hunting and reselling but it DOES relate! The cellophane that Scout consumed was the backing from the adhesive on a plastic book mailer/envelope that I had used a few days earlier to ship something to an eBay buyer. So our family has suffered even MORE injuries from the treasure-hunting/resale business.
This is getting a little long, so check back in a day or two to hear about the second part of our Grass Lake adventure!
-Sarah
All’s Well That Ends Well
Two Fridays back, the sale listings looked awful, so Sarah and I contemplated staying home. We eventually decided to suck it up though and find some garage sales. You all remember how entertaining that was last time…
Before the garage sale-ing, however, we did stop at one estate sale that looked kind of not-horrible. It turned out to be, well, horrible.

Everything was really Hallmark-y, but like the dollar store version of Hallmark stuff.



It was like the Boyd’s bears strolled up into town and took this home by force. Except that it wasn’t really the Boyd’s bears, but instead their creepy backwoods cousins who you don’t normally invite over for Thanksgiving dinner.
To be fair, I did buy two Waechtersbach mugs to go with my Christmas set. They were 50 cents each which is a steal.
We hightailed it out of there and, while driving, saw this sign:

A 4 day vintage market?! That is EXACTLY what we need! What sounds better than some sort of market filled with old treasures that probably occurs only once a year and is therefore filled with only the finest of goods?!

When we followed the signs to the “vintage market” we found more signs (the ones you see above). Here, let me zoom in more:

Well, sh*t. Turns out, our “vintage market” was the name of a party store and they had some MAD DEALS on ribs. When I realized what was happening, Sarah refused to believe it. She was so heartbroken. She tried to convince me that these were different signs than the original, but there was no denying the truth:

So after this huge failure, things were looking bad. We started driving in a neighborhood after we saw a garage sale sign, and came upon this:

A big ol’ trash heap, and a metaphor for how our day was going.
But then things started to turn around. We rolled up to one garage sale and it looked really good! It was like our own private “vintage market” tucked away in this grandma’s garage.
There was a huge table filled with old, really collectible pottery. The first thing I saw was that she had a Van Briggle vase. I was familiar with the brand because of Antiques Roadshow and knew that some pieces sold for thousands. It turns out that the pottery actually belonged to the old woman’s friend, who proceeded to tell Sarah and I all about his pottery collecting.
The Van Briggle piece he had marked $50, which was too risky for me to buy. I looked up a few similar pieces on ebay and they all sold for around $100. After last week’s ebay disasters though, I wanted to take a less expensive risk. I decided to buy three pieces of Roseville Mostique pottery for $5 each. Very reasonable.

We’ve seen Roseville pottery a lot at estate sales, and I’m not a huge fan of it. I know it is really collectible though, so I figured I could flip this set pretty easily.
And, I did!

The pottery guy at this garage sale even gave me this McCoy cookie jar for free! I had been looking at it and he decided I must take it home. Ok!

So our luck was definitely changing! It even continued when we visited a nearby thrift store. Thrift stores are something Sarah and I barely dabble in, although we have many blog friends who do their picking exclusively at these places. Maybe we should go more often, because there are certainly great deals to be had! You might as well call me Macklemore because I loved this thrift shop so much.

I got a whole garbage bag full of baby clothes for $30. Some still had the tags on them! And there was a bunch of Ralph Lauren stuff in there. (Also, can you tell I’m ready to pop? My face looks like a marshmallow.)


So cute.
I think Sarah bought these shoes:

Or maybe she didn’t. I can’t remember.
-Erin
Update from Sarah: I definitely bought those shoes for my next trip clubbin’. They are the perfect mix of sexy and schoolgirl. Ok, I’m lying. I did end up finding a nice lightweight cotton Land’s End cardigan and some books at the thrift shop, but that’s about it. Oh and this t-shirt for Baby Everett.

Erin and Zach LOVE cute little t-shirts with sayings on them like this, so be sure to send all your hand-me-downs their way.
The first estate sale was such a nightmare. It was one of those sales where you’re looking around for ANYTHING you might possibly want, and coming up shorthanded. For example, I actually considered buying this.

Then I saw it was marked $20.
The garage sale was the surprise of the day–Erin passed on the Van Briggle vase but I thought about it for a while and remembered how valuable Arts & Crafts stuff can be, so I asked if he would go lower than $50. The lowest he would go was $45, so I took the chance. It was a really beautiful piece, even though I don’t even really care about pottery!

I looked it up and ones like it seemed to sell for $100-150. So I listed it at $155 and let people make offers. After a couple of days, someone swooped in and the rest is history!

The only thing that Erin forgot to mention is that the guy selling the pottery drove and parked THIS THING in front of the house!

Overall, it was a very strange sale.
What is it?
Erin convinced me to hit up an auction in Tecumseh with her on Wednesday night. This auction wasn’t at the same place we auctioned at in Tecumseh before. However, I had been to this place with my parents earlier in December, I was just a slacker and never wrote about it. Anyway, the auction did not look good in the pictures, but I figured I would humor Erin.
Erin was late, so on the way there we had to hit up Micky D’s because we were starved. When we got there, I was still finishing my filet-o-fish and I thought Erin was going to blow a gasket while waiting for me. She was so eager to get in there.



Can you blame her?
Ok, in all seriousness, this auction was probably the worst thing I’ve ever been to. They were auctioning off stuff that I doubt would sell even at a thrift store or get taken out of a garage sale’s free box. It was crazy. For example, many of the items on this table were marked as being from the dollar store.

Despite these truths, there were two things that I was coveting at this sale. First, these guys, which were not there when I was at this joint with my parents:

I wanted them so bad. But I think they’re now a permanent part of the ambiance there.
Second, I REALLY wanted this battery operated cat.

I thought she would be an excellent white elephant gift. This past year at the holiday potluck Adam and I host, Erin’s husband Zach brought the best white elephant gift: Christmas Cat. He found this gentleman at a flea market and there was a serious war over him during the white elephant exchange.

I am confident that my cat will surpass Christmas Cat as Most Desirable White Elephant Gift. I won her for $2, a serious steal, and when we got her back to my house and Adam put some new batteries in her, let me just say–she blew our minds.
Despite the lack of treasures at this auction, people were pumped to spend between $1 and $5 for loads and loads of garbage. That includes, unfortunately, both Erin and myself. For some reason, I thought it was a good idea to buy two hula hoops.

I also thought it was a good idea to buy a box of Halloween plates without looking at them closely first. They were chipped, made in China, and not even safe for microwaves or dishwashers! We ended up giving them to a man who was buying things to furnish his sister’s home. He told us that she had nothing, so he was trying to help her out. On the ride home, Erin was doing her sob story thing, feeling bad for the woman. But I just finished reading The Glass Castle, so I put it in perspective for her. After all, having someone’s old coffee mugs and chipped Halloween plates is better than nothing. Right? I don’t know. Maybe not.
Anyway, the guy who runs this joint is my favorite guy. At one point, he put a toaster cover on his head because he thought it was a hat. Anyway, the combination of his mic not working half the time and the items all being garbage caused me to have to ask Erin, “What is it?” over and over again.
Erin ended up scoring the only real treasures of the night (besides my cat), and I’ll let her tell you about them.
-Sarah
Update from Erin: Apparently it takes 30 minutes to eat one Filet-O-Fish. I wouldn’t know because I would never eat one. Sarah forgot to mention that she left remnants of this fish burg in my car near the foot heater, and once it got reheated hours after we left the auction, my car smelled like a swamp.
So yes, this auction was pretty junky, but I still had fun. Everything was entertaining. As she mentioned, every time a new item came up for auction, Sarah would instantly say, “What is it?” EVERY TIME. And then I would have to be like, “Oh it’s a stack of wooden bowls but 4 are cracked,” or “It’s a pile of 3 teddy bears that say ‘Mommy’ on them.” Near the end, I just started saying, “It’s garbage,” every time.
Except these plates. I didn’t buy them (for fear they would be a TTFYHO), but they sure are cute.

I was also entertained because the the auctioneer kept inventing words. At one point he auctioned off some ceramic Christmas Village knick-knacks and described them as being from many different “scenaries.” He also kept calling VHS tapes V-S-H, which is an honest mistake, but still funny. And, he kept lying! Sarah got suckered into buying some “cast iron spurs” for $10. The auctioneer even clanged them together while suggesting they were heavy and solid. When Sarah won the spurs, they weighed about the same as a paper clip (not cast iron). Luckily, they let her return them.
I won a few cool things, perhaps the only cool things at the auction. First up were these old antique skeleton keys.

I’ll probably put them on ebay, although they would look really nice hanging on the wall, or in a cabinet, especially if I found one of those big old key rings for them.
I also bought this polar bear sculpture because it looks like Murano glass. Even if it isn’t Murano, art glass in general is popular. The fact that this sculpture is animal related definitely doesn’t hurt either. This guy is also really heavy, which I think is a plus to collectors.

I hear that in real life polar bears are mega ferocious. In fact, I think my sister told me about some guy at a zoo who got eaten by one after he climbed in the exhibit to snuggle it.
P.S. Sarah thought those Blues Brothers would fit in my little 4 door sedan. Thankfully they weren’t auctioned off this night. Look at how huge those things are compared to the doors below! I can’t imagine trying to move them, let alone “just sit them in my back seat” like Sarah suggested.