You Almost Hit Us
I’ll just tell you now…I get into a fight at the end of this entry. So stay tuned for that.
To begin though, Sarah and I visited a sale on Friday that looked GREAT. It was the home of a former skin diver and overall adventure man. There was a ton of ephemera and photographs so of course our girl Sarah was practically drooling looking at the photos of the sale online.
We had to bring the baby meatball with us to the sale, and he was nestled happily in a Moby wrap, which I highly recommend to all moms. Little man is pretty much pissed off in all other carrier options.
I know what you are thinking…yes, I have the cutest baby. Yes, it is as though he fell from a heaven cloud and is now an angel living on Earth amongst all of us lesser creatures.
Anyway, the sale, like mentioned was pretty paper heavy.
The photos at the sale did not disappoint:
All of the photos were interesting and fun! I didn’t buy any because I am not exactly sure what to do with other people’s photos, but I know Sarah snatched some up.
The basement of the sale was straight up Bear Grylls’ house.
I ended up buying only one thing–a set of Gurley pilgrim candles. They were $2 each and totally worth it.
They were in great shape!
Ok, so after we left this sale, we visited another nearby. We got out of our car and were about to cross the street when a crazy man in an SUV came flying 40mph IN REVERSE towards us. If Sarah would have taken one more step forward, she would have been toast. I even reached out to pull her backwards.
I was furious. I was carrying Everett and all of us could have been hit. After flying past us and throwing his car in park, the man literally jumped out of his vehicle and started racing towards the front door of the sale. You would’ve thought this was McDonald’s in 1997 and they were giving away Teeny Beanie Babies. This guy was a maniac.
I WAS SO FURIOUS. I felt hot all over. So I marched up to him and said, “I REALLY HOPE THERE IS SOMETHING IN THERE FOR YOU WORTH ALMOST KILLING US OVER." He said really snottily, "I saw you. I didn’t almost hit you.”
YEAH RIGHT BOZO. I continued yelling at him and called him a “crazy man." I then told the people running the sale (we know them) not to give the guy any deals.
Should we have been killed though, we wouldn’t have missed much at the sale. Except for this:
In case you can’t tell, that is painted on the wall.
-Erin
Update from Sarah: Man o man, Erin was sort of a crazy person at that second sale. But honestly, I couldn’t believe what a giant d*ck the guy was. He really was driving like a maniac (reminder–IN REVERSE at about, if we’re being honest, 30 mph in a residential area), and he did almost hit me.
So Erin is right–I was so pumped about this sale! I even considered going and getting there early/standing in line. But I was too lazy.
If you look at that picture of me sorting through stuff with the diving gear hanging from the ceiling, you’ll notice a person standing on the left side of the picture. This guy was the worst. As soon as I got into the basement, I saw a big box of more photographs and started sifting through them. This guy had already been down there and had his chance to look first. Instead, he proceeded to just stand super close to me and stare while I sorted through the pictures. Note to you readers: If you frequent estate sales or other places where there are small things to sort through, DON’T DO THIS TO OTHER SHOPPERS. It is so annoying. I never hesitate to say things to people so I looked at him and said, "AM I IN YOUR WAY?” He said, “No, I’m just looking while you look.” UGH.
Anyway, I found very cool things at this sale. I am going to save a lot of the pictures for another post but here’s one of my faves:
Something sexy is going down there. There are THREE sets of shoes, y'all!
I also found very cool greeting cards.
And I also found some cool vintage baby animal prints.
Oh wait there’s one more picture I want to show you guys. It’s an old shot of Erin on a Thanksgiving of yesteryear.
I found these cool old children’s picture discs.
Finally, here’s a great looking log cabin quilt that I purchased. When the lady was ringing me up, she did the worst thing a seller can ever do. She said, “Oh wow. You’re getting a great deal on that. I usually price those at $80.” It was priced $40. I said, “Cool. If it was $80, I wouldn’t be buying it.” SO ANNOYING!
Erin might have the cutest baby but I clearly have the cutest dog.